Week in Review
Monday the Associated Press reported that another underwear bomb had been found. Isn’t it oddly interesting that terrorists who kill themselves supposedly so they can be reborn with 72 wives blow their genitals off!
Tuesday the world fattest cat died of heart failure. Meow loved her meals weighing 40 lbs., which is like a 500 lbs. human!
Wednesday’s news was aflutter when Obama announced his support of gay marriage. Mitt Romney responded saying he’s “fine” with gay adoption but not gay marriage. Later he restated “fine” to acknowledging gay adoption was legal in most states. The most obnoxious response to Obama came from unwed mother, Bristol Palin, who wrote “"We know that in general kids do better growing up in a mother/father home. Ideally, fathers help shape their kids' worldview." In fact, there is no empirical evidence that children are better off in a heterosexual household.
Thursday on a Fox News Radio interview Mr. Romney said “As to pranks that were played back then, I don’t remember them all, but again, high school days, if I did stupid things, why, I’m afraid I’ve got to say sorry for it,” Now, picture the scenario: His classmate was held down to the ground by a fellow prankster. The victim screamed for help and was crying. Romney chopped off the bleached blonde hair while his buddies cheered. But Romney doesn’t remember that incident? Makes you wonder how many dudes Romney bullied. He admitted he read the incident documentation but the facts didn’t jar his memory. And supposedly Romney never used drugs in high school!
Friday, JP Morgan announced they lost $2 billion. "We made a terrible, egregious mistake," CEO Jamie Dimon said in an interview that was taped Friday "There's almost no excuse for it." That sounded a little like “Oops! My bad!” By Sunday the Wall Street Journal reported that three high ranking executives are expected to leave their jobs. Too bad they will not leave their golden umbrellas!
Favorite story of the week: Pam Shaw, a 70 year old virgin and British Cabaret singer, announced she was looking to get married. Pam, aka "The Sexational Pam” said she never lost her virginity because she did not find the right man to marry.